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Gas We Pass

Fart |färt| informalverb [ intrans. ]emit gas from the anus.• ( fart about/around) waste time on silly or trivial things.nounan emission of gas from the anus.• a boring or contemptible person he was such an old fart.ORIGIN Old English (recorded in the verbal noun feorting [farting).


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Questions:

Who: Cut the cheese?

Who: Cut the mustard?

Who: Did it?

Who: Dropped the bomb?

Who: Farted?

Who: Gassed one?

Who: Let it loose?
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Answers:

Not me

It was you

You did it

I didn't do it

It wasn't me

I don't know

The one who denied it supplied it


Fart Facts

On an flight from NY to LA with 200 people on board, the recirculated air will contain over 1000 farts.

On average, a fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen.  Less than 1 percent of their makeup is what makes farts stink.

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.

A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.

Women fart as much as men.

The gas that makes your farts stink is hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda and eggs.

Most people pass gas about 14 times a day Fart Sound jokes





A Poem About Farts
By Stinky Hiney


Various Types of People who Fart:

VAIN PERSON: ONE WHO LOVES THE SMELL OF HIS OWN FART AMBITIOUS: ALWAYS READY FOR A FART LAZY: JUST FIZZLES

AMIABLE: LIKES TO SMELL OTHER'S FARTS PROUD: THINKS HIS FARTS ARE EXCEPTIONALLY PLEASANT SHY: BLUSHES WHEN HE FARTS SILENTLY

CARELESS: FARTS IN CHURCH OR AT GLOW OF LOVE IN THE  ROOM 
SMART ALEC: FARTS WHEN LADIES ARE PRESENT

SCIENTIFIC: BOTTLES HIS FARTS STINGY: BELCHES TO SAVE HIS BUTT-HOLE TIMID: JUMPS WHEN HE FARTS CONCEITED: THINKS HE CAN FART THE LOUDEST

UNFORTUNATE :TRIES TO FART BUT POOPS IN HIS PANTS INSTEAD FOOLISH :SUPPRESSES A FART FOR HOURS

NERVOUS :STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FART MISERABLE :CAN'T FART AT ALL CONFUSED :FACE IS SO MUCH LIKE A BUTT,FART CAN'T TELL WHICH WAY TO GO

GROUCHY :GRUMBLES WHEN LADIES FART SNEAKY :FARTS AND THEN BLAMES IT ON SOMEONE ELSE DISAPPOINTED :FART DOESN'T SMELL

CHILDISH :FARTS AND THEN GIGGLES FRESH GUY :JUMPS IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN FARTS BIG BULLY :HOLDS YOU DOWN AND THEN FARTS IN YOUR FACE

DUMB :ENJOYS OTHER FARTS, THINKING THEY ARE HIS OWN SICK :SMELLS YOUR FART AND THEN TELLS YOU WHAT YOU WERE EATIN'

DAMNED MEAN :FARTS AND THEN PULLS THE COVERS OVER HIS WIFE'S HEAD MUSICAL :TENOR OR BASS,CLEAR AS A BELL,SMELLS BAD BUT SOUNDS GREAT!

ATHLETIC :JUMPS IN THE AIR,FARTS 3 TIMES,AND CLICKS HIS HEELS 3 TIMES SLOB :FARTS AND THEN STAINS HIS UNDERWEAR

IMPUDENT :FARTS OUT LOUD AND THEN LAUGHS ENVIRONMENTALIST :FARTS REGULARLY BUT IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE POLLUTION

HONEST :ADMITS HE FARTED BUT OFFERS A GOOD MEDICAL REASON DISHONEST :FARTS AND THEN BLAMES IT ON THE DOG

HERMIT :ONE WHO ALWAYS HAS A FART IN RESERVE ANTI-SOCIAL :EXCUSES HIMSELF AND FARTS IN PRIVATE SENSITIVE :FARTS AND THEN STARTS CRYING

INTELLECTUAL :CAN DETERMINE THE SMELL OF HIS NEIGHBOR'S FART WHIMPY :FARTS AT THE SLIGHTEST EXERTION

SADIST :FARTS IN BED AND THEN FLUFFS THE COVERS BEWILDERED :CAN'T TELL HIS OWN FART FROM OTHERS  CLEVER :FARTS AND COUGHS AT THE SAME TIME

AQUATIC :FARTS IN THE BATH; THEN BREAKS THE BUBBLES WITH HIS TOES MACHOCHIST :FARTS IN THE BATH AND TRIES TO BITE THE BUBBLES